Teksty - Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku

Erredupizer - Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku

1. Intro (Penis!)
2. Ear Rape (Part I)
3. Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku
4. Hemisphere (A Dark, Inverted, and Very Short One)
5. The Trees (But Look, They're Being Eaten By a Monstrous Monster!)
6. Ear Rape (Part II)
7. Outro (i chuj!)

Kreditsy:
Krzych - wokal prowadzący (3), sample/miksowanie (wszystko)
Rush - "sample" (4,5)


1. Intro (Penis!)
(muzyka: Krzych)

2. Ear Rape (Part I)
(muzyka: Krzych)

3. Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku
(muzyka: Krzych)
(słowa: Krzych)

Alleluja, alleluja
Wsadź se w dupę chuja

Jezus Maryja, Jezus Maryja
Masz krzywego ryja

Twoja stara, twoja stara
Tym songiem się jara

Szczęśliwego roku nowego
Idź liż odbyt twojego starego

(losowe wrzaski)

4. Hemisphere (A Dark, Inverted, and Very Short One)
(muzyka: Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Neil Peart / Krzych)

5. The Trees (But Look, They're Being Eaten By a Monstrous Monster!)
(muzyka: Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Neil Peart / Krzych)
(słowa: Neil Peart)

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw

6. Ear Rape (Part II)
(muzyka: Krzych)

7. Outro (i chuj!)
(muzyka: Krzych)